Wednesday, 29 November 2017

K2K, Hua Hin to Chiang Mai, The Dawn Of Happiness



9/9/17

Hua Hin to Phetchaburi

Our hosts kindly left some breakfast in our fridge for us as we were leaving early, before their little café was open.  So with a good breaky and a quick pack up, we were on the bikes at 6.40am riding out onto the deserted main road.  Early morning starts are great, as it’s a little cooler and the traffic is quite often very scarce.  This didn’t last for long, the heat of the day seemed to build up quickly, as did the traffic.  But that was ok as we knew there were lots of options for cold drinks along the way and we had that nice wide verge to ride on, keeping us away from the trucks and cars.
It took us quite a while to work out that these buildings
are crematoriums.
We had expected to ride Highway 4 the whole way today, but surprisingly we found a back road for the last 20km’s which was really pleasant.  Dave is always on the lookout for route alternatives, and with his phone and GPS mounted on his handlebars on a “QuadLock” we can get lots of information as we ride.  We were back out into farming land and shady trees along the side of the road.  It was so much cooler out the back.  We arrived at our nice hostel, and had a really good cold shower and sat in the air conditioning for a while before heading out for some food.  There was no beer to be found, but then Dave remembered reading a sign in the hostel that they had beer for sale, so quick as a flash, we were back and he was able to organise his refreshment.
Dinner time came around pretty quick, and we decided to go check out the night market just up the road, and found a great little stall selling a noodle dish that looked really yummy.  A little bit of noodle, egg, a bit of this and a bit of that, all fried up in a hot wok then sprinkled with a bit of this and a bit of that and served with a smile made for a great shared meal.  As we stepped out of the market, Dave checked the footy score on his phone and boy oh boy, the game had got very interesting with only 10 minutes to go, the score was so close.  Port Power were playing West Coast in an elimination final.  We sat down on a step just outside the market and listened closely to the broadcast on a streaming app.  With lots of yes’s, oh no’s, come on power, you little beauty, oh shit and WTF we quickly ran back to our hostel to listen to the 2 x 5 minute time on, as Port and West Coast had just drawn at the final siren.  Sitting in our room listening intensely it was looking promising for Port, then it got stressful, then right at the last, a free was given to West Coast and they kicked a goal after the siren winning the game by 2 points. Silence………

10/9/17

Phetchaburi to Ratchaburi

Instant coffee and vegemite toast was the order of the morning, nothing like an occasional taste of home.
Highway four was the only route available today unfortunately, there was no alternative, it just had to be done. The upside was that it was quite overcast this morning which kept the temperature down a bit longer than usual. The first hour rolled by pretty quick, we then said that the next Amazon coffee we would stop there, it took a while, but we were well over half way by the time we came across one.
Not Quite Sure What The Sign Says?
We were having a bit of an emotional morning however. The situation in Myanmar was going from bad to worse and we decided that there would be no joy in travelling there at the moment, so we would be hatching a new plan.  We would take a little longer getting to Chiang Mai, and then fly home from there, so we will have to spend some time re-organising our flights.  This meant we will be home a few weeks earlier than planned, not a bad thing, as we have lots on our agenda for summer at home.  Not to mention looking forward to cuddles with a certain grandchild.  We always promise ourselves to remain flexible, safe and happy in our travel plan.  Re-route time.
Meanwhile, back at the coal face, the days' riding was pretty much done.  This was just going to be a transit stop, cheap hotel just off the highway, with better plans tomorrow.
Funnily enough, next door to the hotel was a huge home depot, Bunnings crossed with Ikea, where we managed to get some good lunch. Then we went shopping, it was fun to compare what is available, pricing and quality to what we have at home.  And to be honest, I would much rather be building a new home here, so much better and unbelievably cheaper. Fun Times.

11/09/17

Ratchuburi to Mae Klong River

Today is a day we were looking forward to.  The last few days of being in the big smoke and riding the highways had taken its toll on our attitude.  Not that there were problems, but the noise of the highways, even though they are fast rolling and pretty safe was wearing us down.
So despite the fact that today was a fairly short day, we had our last highway coffee at Amazon, and turned off highway four at the Mae Klong River, planning to follow that closely upstream.  With a shorter day, we could explore the ‘Path Less Pedalled’.
Within one hundred metres we could feel the relief, the chill of local villagers, of shady, tree lined laneways. We instantly knew that this was going to be great.
The Mae Klong, or the infamous River Kwai in its upper reaches above Kanchanaburi, looks like a wide lazy river.  Until you look closely and realise that there is quite a big flow there.  Also, lots of aquatic life, the river really looks quite healthy.
We wandered around, following small roads and trails along the river banks, through sugar cane and coconut plantations. We crossed the river several times, always looking for the option that would keep us close to the river.
Eventually we arrived at our homestay, The Antique Resort, a quirky little resort that was right on the river.  Excitingly, we got upgraded to the ‘Home Theatre Room’, which instead of a TV, there was a home theatre system with a projector and a curtained big screen, just like the real thing. Unfortunately, it was just hooked up to Thai TV, three hundred channels of nothing we could watch. Keeping on with the theme though, the hand basin in the bathroom was set into an old TV, and the tap was the volume control,,, Noice.
Great View From Our Office
But the real reason we were here, was the restaurant, down at the water’s edge, great food, cold drinks and lovely people. We pretty much spent the whole afternoon there. There was a bridge just a little way upstream and a temple across the river, so we decided to walk there.
Our host asked us where we were going, and when we told him he said, oh, no no no, it’s very far. It turned out that it was ‘Thai Far’ not ‘Ride Your Bike Across Thailand Far’, so we had a pleasant stroll. The temple was nice and lots of friendly locals acknowledged us, no westerners ever stay here.  This makes ordering dinner tricky, but really, this is the real Thailand.  Our host was most pleased to see that we survived the journey on our return an hour later.  It certainly seems that any amount of walking is ‘far’.  Now, for dinner.




















12/09/17

Antique Resort to Kanchanaburi, “The Bridge Over The River Kwai”.

Last night we couldn’t help ourselves and downloaded ‘The Movie’.  Multi Academy award winner, but so disappointing.  The story was so terribly corrupted from the truth, and was really just a post war propaganda movie, trying to convince us that it wasn’t so bad, and if you just keep a stiff upper lip and do something useful, you won’t die.  Terrible way to remember the poor bastards who suffered building the Bangkok to Rangoon Railway.
Breakfast was fashionably late. 8ish. Strong coffee was brought, cool, then juice and water, then, rice soup.  Mary’s face was not a picture of joy.  I actually liked it, but Mary couldn’t handle it as it had meat dumplings in it as well.  Just as we thought that was it, the ‘Full American Breakfast’ came out.  Fried egg, uncooked sausages, some kind of meat loafy thingy, known locally as ham, and a piece of toast with a slice of tomato and raw onion.  Bloody Americans.  At least we could eat the cooked bits.  I don’t think any American has ever had this breakfast.
Then we had to have a photo shoot as we were leaving, at least we avoided dressing up in the local costume that they tried to get us to wear. So hilarious. It just wasn’t going to go with the helmet I reckon.
Finally, out the gate we went, determined to still follow the river as much as possible despite the late start and the longer day ahead, about 60-70ks, depending how much sideways we wanted to do.
The first few k’s were quiet and cool, but then we hit a busy patch, a very large town on the opposite side of the river that constantly spilled our way over numerous bridges.  Eventually we came across an irrigation channel that had a road on both sides.  One side was fairly busy, but the other was really quiet, with just a few motorbikes and occasional farmers vehicles.  We followed this for ages, at a good pace too.  All the while, the temperature was climbing high.
We surprised a little village shop family when we pulled up looking for a cold drink. We were just out of water and the shop exploded into action digging water bottles out of ice filled eskys, and then Mary decided we needed something fizzy and ordered a fanta.  We always forget that fanta comes in three colours here, Red, Green and Orange.  Well, Green is what arrived.  We were so thirsty we drained the recyclable glass bottle quick smart, and headed on our way with our icy water bottles refilled.  Our camelbak stainless vacuum bottles are the best bit of kit we brought this trip, put something cold in them and it stays cold as long as you need it too.  We can’t stress how much this has helped us with the hot conditions.
There were some great sights along the way, including some massive temples on mountain tops, some of them very commercial, not our style, but spectacular from a distance.

As we rolled into Kanchanaburi about 1pm, we were pretty hot and buggered, so we found a nice place to eat, and nearly froze with the temperature difference when we walked in. After ten minutes it really wasn’t that cold inside.
We chilled out for a while in the afternoon, but then went out to find somewhere to top up our mobile data, which wasn’t a problem.
Why Not Hey?
Time for a cold drink, so we found a nice water front place in a resort, and sat and enjoyed a beer, and an ‘Orange Fanta’. It sort of turned into early dinner, which became funny (only to me) when I noticed on the menu that they had ‘fried fermented chicken knees’.  What a hoot, but strangely, Mary wouldn’t let me order them.  I wonder what they were? Haha.










13/9/17

Rest Day in Kanchanaburi

Luckily we weren’t riding today, as we didn’t wake up until well after 8am.  After our homestay breakfast down by the river, we walked out to the main road in search of a decent coffee.  All fuelled up, it was time to check out the Bridge Over The River Kwai.
A quick walk up the main street saw us come across an open square with the railway line running through it.  To the right was a small station, and to the left the infamous bridge and the river below. You can walk across the bridge, and despite the fact that there were quite a few people on the bridge, in the usual Asian style, nobody was going to walk that far.  So once we got through the first fifty metres, we pretty much had it to ourselves and an occasional westerner who could walk.  I’m not being racist, seriously, I just love how they are so different to us in this fact, nobody walks anywhere.
The bridge is very different to the movie perception.  The movie bridge was timber, while the real one is concrete piles and a steel structure.  Presumably why it is still standing.  Two of the middle spans are different, having been replaced post war after being blown up by allied air raids.  It was nevertheless a surreal experience, and somewhat moving.  This was the real thing, so many died to build this bridge and many others, and of course the death railway itself.  Around 20000 allied forces soldiers and horrifically, 80000 slaves from Thailand, Myanmar and other Asian nations.  You can’t walk on this bridge and not feel the emotion of all those lives needlessly lost.
We were actually just off the bridge when a whistle blew to announce that a train was coming, this is still a working railway.  The train stopped at the station bridge and then slowly crossed the bridge before disappearing into the jungle on the other side.
We decided we would walk to the war cemetery about 4km’s back through the other side of town.  It was really starting to get hot, but we declined the few offers for a taxi as we knew there were cold drinks along the way.  We arrived at the Kanchanaburi War Cemetery feeling pretty hot and sweaty and just stood at the entrance looking at the cool green oasis and the most beautiful manicured garden.  Thousands of head stones marked the graves of the fallen allied soldiers, and despite having now visited a few Commonwealth war graves sites, we still feel deeply moved when visiting them.
We discussed feeling honoured that we are able to visit here. We realise that despite having no family connection to these men, that most of them would never have had family visit their graves. So maybe, our visit, and the others who visit, is that connection to home that some of their families have never managed to achieve for them. Lest We Forget.

Funny dogs: we went back to the bridge just before sunset and here a market had set up for the evening.  We could hear lots of barking, but nobody seemed to be paying any attention to it.  As we got closer to the bridge we could see one dog on the bridge barking and preventing a large black dog from crossing.  The black dog ran off, and a few minutes later went up to the bridge again and the bridge dog barked ferociously at him again.  Back down he came again.  Another few minutes later he was heading back to the bridge, this time with some mates, but as soon as they got close to the bridge bark, bark, bark.  The two other dogs just looked at the bridge dog and walked away leaving the black dog to fight his own battles.  Next thing we could hear the train coming.  Oh dear, I hope the bridge dog gets out the way in time.  He was a very clever dog and followed a couple of people to the safety zone on the bridge and stayed there while the train went past.  As soon as the train passed he was back at his post barking again at the black dog trying to cross.  Black dog was having so much fun stirring up the bridge dog, I don’t even think he really wanted to cross the bridge as I saw him go into a shop nearby and lay on the floor.  I think he just wanted to be an annoying Black Dog just like our Brown Dog at home.









14/9/17

Kanchanaburi to Nong Prue

Was this a sign of the climbing to come? Nope. A few gentle hills rolling out of the Kwai River Valley just teased us, but despite the ride today being mostly open large scale farm land, geologically we were seeing changes.  In the distance we were seeing more raised limestone buttes, similar to what we saw in the far south.  The riding was easy and uneventful and we arrived early afternoon to our little village homestay at Nong Prue.
This place was run by a lovely lady by the name of Pem, and her expat South African husband Mark and their two children.  Mark met us on arrival and got us settled into a really nice room and we showered and cooled our bodies under the fan for a while before later heading off into the village for an evening meal and the sights.
There was a village fair setting up in the grounds of the temple, so we went in for a look.  Strange sights were seen, yep, westerners, a rare animal almost never seen in these parts.  They cause much giggling, and sometimes, especially men, can’t avoid just staring at them.  We were treated to a gong and drum display from the temple monks, signalling the end of the day.
We found the little restaurant that Mark recommended, belonging to a nice lady by the name of Noi. Noi had a little English, but no English menu or food pictures, so we had to wing it.  It turns out that she could do vegetarian fried rice, no problem. But it comes with chicken. Doh.
On our walk back, we were treated to the most beautiful sunset we had had in Thailand, truly spectacular.

15/9/17

Nong Prue to Dan Chang

We planned an early start, which was ok for Pem as she has to get up at 4:30 to get her boys on the school bus.  She cooked us a nice omelette for breakfast with, wait for it, roast potatoes, yay.  Good energy food for a big day in the saddle, thanks Pem.
We were so glad we got our early start as the heat was starting to crank by about 8am.  Riding in to Dan Chang was pretty nice, and we got into town around 10:30 and hit a coffee shop until it was a reasonable hour to go and find some accommodation.
We actually had lunch today, a very difficult no translation possible menu.  But we ended up with a nice meal, no worries.  We finally worked something out today.  A lot of hospitality staff are Burmese, we knew that, but what we didn’t realise is, that while they speak Thai, they don’t read it, making google translate completely useless in that situation.  More challenges.
Spending the afternoon catching up on the blog, we ducked out around sunset and had a walk around town and just picked up some street food.
Coming back to our cheap hotel (400 baht tonight), we met a group of local workers outside the room next to us, preparing their evening meal.  They offered me a dink of the “Whisky” they were drinking.  Well I suppose I had to try it.  This stuff was serious rocket fuel.  This is a large sugar cane growing area, and I think that this was pure ethanol, man, they really shouldn’t be drinking that stuff.
But the interesting thing is what they were cooking.  They had a wok on a small burner with a clear broth in it.  They were slicing vegetables into the broth and had a boiled chicken that they were shredding and adding slowly to the wok. It smelled delicious, but we headed off, as I felt they were about to offer us dinner, and that wouldn’t have been fair as there were eight of them there to eat. Nevertheless, I have no doubt that they would have shared.  Such nice people here, I suspect that these guys were Burmese.



16/9/17

Dan Chang to Hup Pa Tat

It was a fantastic start to our morning being all packed up and on the bikes at 6.30am.  It was nice and cool and the traffic very light as we left the large town of Dan Chang behind us.  Before too long we started to climb, yep we had hills, and boy did they hit us.  Not so much the actual climbing part, but the higher we got on the climbs, the more humid it became.  Suddenly we were climbing in the clouds, with no breeze and sweating heavily.  We could see a mobile tower in the distance so knew we were approaching the top which meant a nice cooling ride down the other side.
As we reached the bottom of the climb we turned right onto a smaller road that soon became dirt. Now this looked fun, as it led us into farming land, where hundreds and hundreds of acres of sugar cane and sweet corn were being grown.  The track was damp from the rain last night, but not muddy, and rolled pretty quick.  It was so quiet out there in amongst all the farming land, with just a couple of scared dogs that went running into the cane fields to hide from us.
We had a few turns on and off the back tracks that were all just amazing.  The morning seemed so much cooler than the previous couple of days as we had cloud cover and a lovely cool breeze.  The temperature was 32 degrees on the Garmin, but it seemed so much cooler.  As we got closer to Hup Pa Tat we started to see the large cliff faces in the distance.  The closer we got the bigger they became.  Our last stretch of dirt was again a track in the middle of large crops of sugar cane and sweet corn with the view of the cliff faces ahead, so picturesque.  We both felt that we could just ride this all day, it was so beautiful. It was one of those days where you could always find the right gear, and we went forward effortlessly, an amazing feeling.
Our last couple of km’s before our accommodation was on a nice quiet bitumen road, and here we spotted a small cave on the left that looked like it had a buddha inside it.  We stopped to have a look and found ourselves exploring a really interesting cave.  It didn’t look like anyone had been in there for quite a while, as there were no foot prints around and no fresh incense or offerings.  The cave was really earthy and raw.  No flash colours painted around, but lots of beautiful hidden treasures when you started to look a bit closer.  A large rock that had been carved at one end to resemble an elephant, small Buddha’s placed in crevasses high up inside the cave, a rock face that had carvings on it, and special stones added to it. There was a large buddha placed at the back of the cave sitting in near darkness.  This cave was not full of splendour, but gave us a feeling of being a very spiritual and original place.

Massive Cave Millipeed
With 1km to go we reached our destination, but as it was only 11.30am we decided to ride the extra 1km to the National Park cave, hoping to find food and coffee.  We had luck with the coffee and cool drinks, and were able to buy some dried fruit and nuts and scored a dragon fruit.  We sat down and enjoyed the shade and surrounds and decided we would walk back once booked in to our accommodation and have a good look around.
The lovely girl that greeted us at our homestay didn’t speak any English but was expecting us and showed us to our room.  She was able to communicate to us that breakfast was between 6 and 10 in the morning.  We tried to ask if we were able to organise some dinner but that just didn’t seem to work. We tried to use google translate but the look on the poor girls face was even more confused than when we asked in English. She then said ‘Myanmar’!! She couldn’t read Thai as she was from Myanmar.  We then realised we would have to scout up some supplies for dinner from the little shop outside the National Park cave.
We wandered back to the National Park area on foot, and bought our ticket to go and explore the cave area.  We were glad the ranger handed us a torch as the first part of the cave was very dark. There were lots of little bats hanging off the roof of the cave, with a couple flying around as they must have got disturbed by our torch.  Once through the cave it opened up into a beautiful rainforest full of large old trees, all reaching up high in the sky and forming a canopy that protected the palms below.  There was a path that meandered through and around the floor of the gorge.
After the cave exploration, we wandered down the road and found a cave temple and spotted a raised path that was looking interesting for on the way back.  The raised path hadn’t been used in a long time as it was overgrown in some parts and had thick bright green moss growing on it. We saw lots of different types of butterflies as we walked along and even spotted a Bird of Paradise.  How lucky were we to have spotted this little used path.  As we walked back to our accommodation a guy on a motor bike rode past singing out something and then stopped.  He said something about ice cream and opened up his metal box sitting on the back of his bike and showed us his goods.  Yep he had homemade ice creams for sale.  Not knowing what variety they were we just grabbed two and ended up with a coconut and a spearmint ice cream.  What great luck, they were really good.
So for dinner, we started with dessert, our ice creams, and then ended up having 1 dragon fruit, peanuts, chips and a peanut butter sandwich with a cold beer and fanta.  With tummies full and the silence of nature, we are sure we will sleep well tonight.





 17/09/17

Hup Pa Tat to Khao Chon Kan

We woke up feeling really hungry, luckily breakfast was ready and waiting for us at 6am.  The gorgeous girls cooked us up a treat.  There was rice soup for Dave, nice eggs, meaty stuff that I hide in my bag just in case I see a hungry dog on the road, and we had donuts.  We were on the road at 6.30 and just loved being out in the fresh cool air riding through this beautiful part of Thailand.
We just scooted along nicely for a good three hours, before we stopped at a 7/11 to top up our water bottles and have a nice cold soft drink and some chocolate.  As we sat on the step outside of the 7/11 having our snacks a sweet dog appeared.  He looked a little worried and scared, so I thought he might like one of my little meaty sausage things.  I threw it out to him so he didn’t have to come too close to me as he was really scared.  He gobbled it up like nobody’s business,  so I threw all that I had out to him.  I think we made one poor little guy pretty happy.
Back on the bikes we had about 15km’s to go to check out our accommodation, Baan333.  We hadn’t booked as they had no booking agents and their website wasn’t working, so we were just winging it.  As we turned into the driveway, we were greeted by a friendly guy in the garden who ran and grabbed the lady that owned the small resort.  She was really lovely and helpful and spoke English and had plenty of rooms as we were the only guests for the day.  We got shown our little studio that was nearly brand new, and had a great bathroom with an outdoor garden in it that allowed for lots of light and fresh air. This is not often seen in Thailand.
We ventured over to the small restaurant and ordered some lunch and cold drinks which we enjoyed having while overlooking the river that was flowing quite quickly past the resort.  We made friends with the cat that lives there, or she made friends with us, sneakily and quietly climbing onto my lap for cuddles and purred loudly with joy.  The afternoon whizzed by pretty quick, and all of a sudden it was late afternoon, so we decided to go for a wander out the gate and down the road looking for something light and easy for dinner.  We didn’t get very far before it started to rain so we headed for the local take away chicken stall on the side of the road.  When we rode in earlier, we had noticed that they were cooking chickens rotisserie style over hot coals, so Dave thought he should grab one for an early dinner.  The lady grabbed a half chicken, which was the only one left and as quick as a flash with hatchet in one hand she chop, chop, chopped that half chicken into little bits.  This chopped up chicken was enough for one person and they had beer too, so that balanced out his meal, hahaha.  Me well umm, some sort of chip things was all we could find in the little shop so that would have to do.  The chicken lady insisted we take an umbrella with us back to Baan333.  She seemed to know where we were staying.  Probably a good guess as it was the only place to stay, and she more than likely saw us turn in there after we rode past checking out her rotisserie chickens.
Not feeling really that hungry even after just that small packet of chip things, we decided to go over to the restaurant and order something small anyway just to make sure we were topped up before bed.  Dave was just going to share a bit of whatever I ordered as he had just smashed that half of a chicken.  Well our ‘let’s just have something small’ turned out to be a feast.  We ordered a vegetarian fried rice to share, and then the lovely lady brought us out a big bowl of freshly made soup with egg tofu and fresh shiitake mushrooms and it was amazing.  Then she brought us out a large bowl of two different variety of bananas that they grow in their organic garden.  One of many types of fruits that they grow there.  So now we were both absolutely chockers and waddled back to our room for a nice peaceful sleep.


18/9/17

Khao Chon Kan to Mae Wong National Park

Our host had offered us free coffee and toast at 6am, or cooked breakfast at 7:30.  We went for the 6am option and got every one going early, I don’t think they expected we would get going at that time.  Nevertheless, they swung into action and a bit later our host came down and got talking about the local attractions etc.  She was really trying to convince us about going to Mae Wong National Park.  It looked great, but was a bit out of our way.
We have been agonising a bit over our route options since cancelling going to Myanmar.  Also, our planned 50k average day had been turning into seventy to eighty km range lately, so we are a few days ahead of schedule.  We don’t want to arrive in Chiang Mai too early, as we will just get bored. Mary looked up the top ten things to do while in Chiang Mai the other day, and we crapped ourselves laughing as we read them and found that none of them were actually in Chiang Mai.
We hadn’t committed, when ten k’s up the road, we came across a really cool little espresso bar built into a wood cabin on the side of the road and decided to make a decision over a real coffee, always the best way.
We have this underlying problem with route deviations without purpose, I certainly think that we are more destination driven than we care to think at times.  But on our current rate we would be in Chiang Mai nine days before we planned to fly out.  So we decided that we would go up to Mae Wong.
Having paid the day fee at the lower park entrance, we began the gentle climb through the rainforest towards the park headquarters.  Following a noisy stream off to our right somewhere in the jungle, we were starting to get a nice feel about the place.  We passed signs cautioning us about elephant crossings, exciting hey.  Funnily enough our legs felt ok with a little steep climbing on the ten k’s or so up to HQ.
Park Headquarters is set in a lovely clearing and we were seeing signs for camping on nice lawns and wished we had our gear with us.  But luckily they had two cute little timber bungalows that we could hire as well, so we sat down and hatched a plan over a cool drink.
Mary was very happy to be in natural surroundings again, so we decided that we would stay two nights, as long as food was available, and tomorrow we would do a ride up to a lookout within the park unloaded, to get some climbing into our legs.
The bungalow was basic, but fun, with the noisy stream running right behind it. The insect life was both amazing and shocking, beautiful butterflies of all colours, but also, mosquitos like we have never seen them before.  Lucky we weren’t camping.  We had good food, and met a lady who was involved in the tiger programme within the park, which was great to hear about. Tigers,, Cool.




19/09/17

Day Ride In Mae Wong National Park

Naturally, our daughter Lauren cautioned us, that we “Mae Be In The Wong Park”, nice one Loz.
Maybe If We Could Have Read The Sign?
Disappointingly we discovered last night that we couldn’t get breakfast here until 9am.  Our own supplies were down to three pieces of bread and a carrot, so we had to judge if that was going to be enough for breakfast and last us until we got back about 11 from our ride.
It’s a big climb, 28ks and tops out at 1350 metres, starting at about 320m, and then of course we had to get back. It was a beautiful clear morning and we were the only humans out on this little road. There were lots of scats from jungle animals on the road from over night, we were trying to guess who they belonged to.
The first ten k’s were undulating and while we were actually climbing overall, the descents we had were going to add up at the end on the way back.  We were hearing lots of movement in the jungle, but never really seeing anything, as it was so thick, right up to the side of the road.  We were seeing quite a few birds that we couldn’t identify, and so many different butterflies, they were truly amazing.  But I have to say, that some of the noises in the jungle were making us a bit jumpy.
About fourteen k’s up the road, and on quite a steep section we were going pretty slow.  Mary was about fifty metres behind me.  I heard a low growl, a sort of burbling, it only lasted a few seconds, but it sounded like a warning growl, whatever it was, just letting me know it was there and I shouldn’t come any closer.  Freaking out, one side of my brain is saying don’t be stupid, Tigers are so rare, there’s not going to be one hiding in the grass right next to the road.  The other side is saying, Mary still needs to go past it, shit.  But if I turn around and warn her, will it just force whatever it was to come out.  I decided, watch your mirror, slow down and say nothing.
Mary came up to me and said, ‘did you smell that just back there? A rank animal smell?’ Shit. That’s when I told her what I heard and we tried to convince ourselves that we were imagining things.  Later back in our cabin, Mary downloaded Tiger noises and one of them was exactly what I heard. So Fucking Freakin Out Man.
Meanwhile the climb was getting tougher and the Duracell bunny was running out of juice.  So we decided to call the end at the 21km mark.  We were at 1050metres elevation.
Now for the fun part, and what an incredible descent.  No tigers would be catching us.  We finished back at our bungalow with just under 1000metres of ascent and ready for a very late breakfast.
Our afternoon was just resting and lounging around, blogging and reading, with a Granny nap thrown in as well.  It was hot and really humid, so sitting under the fan out of reach from the mosquito’s was a wise decision.  By late afternoon clouds started to move in and just before dinner the thunder, lightning and rain started.  Suddenly it felt much cooler and we became alive once again.
The lovely girl in the kitchen had us put our dinner order in early so it would be ready and waiting for us at 6pm.  We had a great meal and a chat with her and one of the young rangers.  Our chat was mostly through google translate which worked really well.  There were laughs and photos taken and then we were sent on our way with 2 apricot pies.  We weren’t back in our cabin for more than about half an hour when the lovely girl came down and gave us some croissants for our breakfast as she knew we were leaving very early, way before the kitchen staff arrive to open up.  How sweet and caring was that?



20/9/17

Mae Wong National Park to Kamphaeng Phet

We really enjoyed our stay in the National Park, being right in the middle of nature, fresh air and sleeping to the sound of rain and running water from the river just behind our bungalow.  We ate our croissants for breakfast, the gift from the lovely young girl from the kitchen, packed up our bikes and were riding out of the park at 6.30am.  The ride out was mostly downhill and a lovely easy cruise for the first 15km's or so.  We seemed to ride for ages in the search of coffee, and finally found a little place in the main street of some random town.  Awesome coffee and cake for second breakfast hit the spot perfectly.
We reached Kamphaeng Phet by lunchtime and it was already pretty hot.  We found a nice looking hotel which actually gave us a discount on our room and it also included breakfast.  It really was a great bargain. 
When we rode into the town we noticed something going on, it was really busy with people everywhere.  It was much bigger than just a market, and a few of the ladies were dressed in traditional dress. In the Main Street there were banners with dates referring to today, the 20th to the 30th.  Something big was starting today. 

We did our usual check in, shower, find coffee, beer and food and then ventured down the Main Street towards the event that was taking place.  Wow this was like a Royal Show.  Lots of fruit and vegetables being judged.  Best bananas, first prize pumpkins, winning papaya and so many tastings, maybe we didn't need lunch after all.  As we walked through the temporary pavilion it all opened up into crazy chaos.  Row after row of stalls full of fresh amazing street foods and clothing, jewellery, herbs, furniture, drinks, knives, rubber band guns and all sorts of things.  Then the stalls sitting on the outside of this large area were all stalls selling plants.  So many types of tropical fruit trees for sale, beautiful orchids, air plants, numerous varieties of cactus, so much beautiful greenery all for sale.  This was just like a royal show but so much better.  No junk and useless crap, no showbags or rides but a great show case of food and goods to taste and buy.  We enjoyed the tastings and bought a few little snacks and a couple of locally made drinks and had a ball.



We left the 'Royal Show' with a bag full of high energy snacks for our next week of riding.  The Main Street was looking a bit lacking in traffic, but had lots of people standing around on the footpaths looking like they were waiting for something to start.  We looked down the road and we could see a parade all lined up waiting to commence.  Taking a position on the footpath, we too stood and waited.  We really didn't know at this stage what it was we were waiting for, but that became pretty clear once the parade started.  The leading group in the parade were the 'Tourist Police' all on bicycles.  They all waved to us and gave us the thumbs up as they rode past.  We wondered if we had Larry and Priscilla with us if we would be allowed to join them and get a cool 'Tourist Police' shirt too.  Bugger, we should have had the bikes.  Then there was the marching band followed by beautiful girls and guys dressed in traditional dress all carrying baskets of fresh bananas.  The first float came past and that was covered in fresh bananas, more traditional dress, more floats with bananas and other produce.  This is looking like the opening of a harvest festival.  It turns out it was the annual Kamphaeng Phet Sart Thai Tradition and Banana Festival.  It is a festival to celebrate the provinces’ harvest of bananas.  There is a 'Banana Festival Queen', so many beautifully decorated floats, drums playing, colourful dancers, children and all the traditional costumes were on parade.  It was the most interesting and colourful parade we have ever seen.  Wow, how lucky we were to have stumbled across this today.  We were just at the right place at the right time.


  
We eventually got walking again, back towards our hotel and through the park and again were surprised at what we saw.  Three lush green parks all of which had outdoor exercise equipment in them plus a running track and better still, all being used.  There was music playing through loud speakers in one of the parks and at the far end of the park an outdoor exercise class was taking place.  I started to really love this city. 
Eventually we got back to our hotel pretty excited about all our adventures today.  Our day full of surprises didn't end there.  Back at our hotel we found out that we have just ridden into a city that has a historic park in it.  Now this sounded really interesting so we did a little research and nearly fell over backwards with what we found.  There was an ancient walled city to explore, ruins dating back to the 13th and 14th century and other ruins spread out all over town.  We didn't have to think too much about this one, and we made up our minds pretty much there and then that we would stay an extra night and explore this ancient city tomorrow. 
With more research we found that there were two other ancient cities in two other towns further north.  One was called Sukhothai, 75km's away, and the next town on was Si Satchanalai, about 125km's away.  Here we had to make a major decision on a route to Chiang Mai.  Do we follow the road to Mae Sot and then to Chiang Mai as planned and ride the punishing hills in hot and humid conditions?  Or do we follow the ancient road of centuries gone by, and visit all three ancient cities and immerse ourselves in history and culture following a less demanding route to our final destination, Chiang Mai?  Ummm let's get ruined!!


























21/9/17

Exploring the ancient city and surrounds of The Sukhothai Empire (Kamphaeng Phet)

After breakfast we headed off on unloaded bikes towards the ancient walled city.  Following the outside of the wall and past the ancient city we continued a few km's down the road and came to the Historic Park.  We had a look around the museum and gained a little bit of knowledge which helped us gain a foundation of understanding as to what was about to unfold, out in the park. 
We needed the background knowledge of the museum, but we desperately wanted to get outside and discover this amazing site.  Back to the bikes and vaguely following the site map, we arrived at the first major ruin to be explored.  Set amongst a light forest, the dappled light almost camouflaged the site.  All the buildings on this side are made of laterite, a muddy conglomerate that when quarried can be shaped, and then when dried, will harden and can be used to build like bricks.
Originally, this was plastered over with a render, but this was almost entirely gone, exposing the bones of these structures and statues to the elements.
There was no one else around as we approached this first relic, it felt mystical and very old. 
I think that as Australians who have no buildings of this age and history, that the effect of visiting an ancient site is very profound.  Yes, we have very ancient aboriginal history, but they were nomadic and didn't establish civilisation in a permanent way like this.
We walked amongst the ruins, imagining, photographing, and trying to take it all in.
What continued to blow us away as we moved from site to site was that we were still pretty much the only ones here.
It was just so amazing to stand, observe, and just breath in these ancient ruins all of which had differences as we explored them all. 
We left the historic park feeling over-whelmed with all that we had just discovered and decided we needed to find somewhere to sit and rest a while, and have a bite to eat.  We ventured back into the town and found a cafe, had some lunch and a drink before heading off for more ruin adventures. 
This time we went into the ancient walled city and explored parts of the old wall, the moat and the fort.  The ruins inside the city walls were again breathtaking.  There was a large Buddha in a reclining pose with another large Buddha in a seated meditation pose sitting behind it.  The ruins of a large hall with another large Buddha in a seated meditation pose with a beautiful bell shaped Chedi directly in front.  We just loved every bit of this ancient history that we came across whether it was just parts of a ruin, or whether it was a complete ancient relic.  It all made you stop, look deeper and imagine. 
It really was a massive adventurous day.  We headed back to our hotel and freshened up, ditched the bikes, and walked back to the 'Royal Show' for some street food for dinner.  We found lots of great yummy things to eat and enjoyed the madness and chaos of all the people enjoying the celebration of the Banana Festival.  As we were leaving, there was a lot of thunder and lightning and it was threatening to rain.  We thought we would make it back to the hotel in time, but no, down she came.  Not just light rain but a heavy downpour, and all we could do was to duck for cover and wait until it passed.  We found a shelter in front of an old store and just sat there waiting for it to clear, but no, it just got heavier and heavier.  No taxi's around, no tuk tuk's and no Uber.  We waited for about an hour until it finally eased off and we were able to make it back to our hotel.




























22/09/17

Kamphaeng Phet to Sukhothai

A nice hotel breakfast saw us on our way early. 
Leaving Kamphaeng Phet seemed a bit premature, it was like there was so much more to explore here, but the road was calling us.
We were a bit flat.  Despite having a "day off" yesterday, it was a really full day, we crammed in a lot, and we would seriously recommend anyone to visit this town and it's historic sites.  Just beautiful.
We meandered out of town, keen for what was next in this trilogy of ancient towns.  But more than that, we were hopeful of discovering the ancient connections that created this whole story.  A canal and an ancient road, linking the three cities.
Walk mode to the rescue.  Once again, using walk mode helped us to find the path less pedalled.  We had to ride a bit of road getting out of town, but then we found the canal and the paths that followed either side.  These were gravel, and due to the heavy rain last night, a fair bit of mud, but we ventured on and felt the seven hundred years of history underneath our rolling fat tyres.
It really was an amazing experience, almost spiritual, imagining the generations and empires that have used this road built seven hundred years ago. 
We were thrilled to find confirmation that we were on the right path about half way.  A great sign letting us know that our research had paid off.
We were able to follow this ancient road, the first road ever built in Thailand, for most of our 76ks today, and we were thrilled about it.  Sukhothai is a much more tourist oriented town than Kamphaeng Phet and hopefully equally as interesting, but we can't forget the significance of passing along this old road, just amazing.
We rolled into Sukhothai around midday, 76ks today and we were ready for coffee and food.  A cold drink would help too as we had run out of water with five ks to go.  So we just grabbed a cold drink quickly and decided to check in and go for food after.
Our little hotel, the Sukhothai Garden was really nice, and the owners were great, giving us a nice plate of fresh fruit to take to our room.
We got moving and grabbed a light lunch and coffee before heading to the museum.  This gave us a great heads up about the area, despite being ushered out by the staff at 4pm, we are always the last to leave.












23/9/17

Exploring the ancient city and surrounds of The Sukhothai Empire (Sukhothai)

Our hosts at our homestay put on a delicious breakfast with lovely tasty Thai dishes, eggs, toast with jams and honey, fresh salad, beautiful sweet pineapple, freshly squeezed juice and coffee. Perfect to set us up for a full day of exploring more ancient cities and ruins. 
Our first exploration took us to the Historic Park.  There was so much to see and immerse ourselves in.  We took our time wandering and exploring the ruins not wanting to miss anything.  The sky started to look a bit dim and it looked like rain coming but there was no thunder, lighting or wind. The rain started slowly, an ominous sign, and after an hour it was getting much heavier. Not wanting to rush things, we decided to exit the park and go sit in the coffee shop across the road until the weather passed through.  Luckily we made that decision, because as soon as we sat down in the café, down it came and it was really heavy.  We sat down and had a coffee, then another, and then some food.  Still the rain came.  Finally it was looking brighter outside, the rain cleared and out came the sun.  We headed straight back over to the park to continue our exploring, and found that most of the other tourists had moved on.  The rain must have washed them all away.  It was exciting to continue to explore and learn all about the history of this ancient city mostly by ourselves. 
The last area of the park that we explored was of real interest to us, Wat Si Sawai. The ruin was dated around the eleventh century, and it is suggested that it was pre Thai Budhism originally a combination of Brahmanism from Sri Lanka and Khmer influences.  Later, under the Sukhothai empire the temple was updated to fit with more modern Buddhism.  This was very evident if you looked closely at the art on the ruin.  The first arch was decorative but the other 6 levels above had been covered over in mortar.  Except one area where you could see that the mortar had fallen off exposing decorative art. Mostly what they were covering were images of deities that didn’t fit with thinking of the time. 
After completing our exploration inside the historic park, we rode out onto the main road heading to the next area a few km's away, stopping at a few smaller ruins along the way.  The next major area to explore was really of great interest.  It was three towers of again pre-Buddhism, two of the towers had collapsed, but the third was in good condition.  By the looks of things, parts of the middle tower may have fallen into the outside tower, knocking it down.  The one still standing on the other side still had decorative art that had been untouched.  You could see on the insides of all three towers remnants of  linga and yoni, suggesting that this site was dated back well before the other sites. 
Our last site to visit was quite spectacular.  It was an enormous Buddha sitting in meditation pose protected by four very thick and high walls. There was an entrance in the front wall, and as you approached the ruin you already had a great view of the Buddha.  This site has had a great amount of work done to it in preservation, including the re plastering of the Buddha, which has brought him back to life and now allows people of today to experience what people in the 12th century would have experienced, pure beauty.  It was a privilege to be able to stand in front of this enormous Buddha and for just a while, sit and be as one with all the energies of the worshippers that from days gone by have stood and worshipped Buddha within these four walls. 
We ventured back to our homestay to freshen up and have a little rest.  On Saturday evenings the Historic Park is all lit up at dusk, so we thought we would walk over and take a look.  It was amazing. The lighting changes the look of a lot of the ruins and made you focus on different aspects that during the day you did not notice.  Dave had a ball with the camera, taking some awesome shots with different light.  There was even an opportunity for reflection shots in the lakes.  What was even more exciting was the fact that there was lightning in the sky as well. 
Did I mention lightning?  Yep lightening, and a little thunder usually means rain.  Here we were again out at night and got caught in the rain once more.  Here again we had to find shelter and wait out the heavy downpour that lasted what seemed like forever.  As soon as it eased off, we made it back to our homestay safe and sound and not too wet.
































24/09/17

Sukhoti to Si Sitchanali

Another great breakfast at Sukhothai Garden Resort, but a little light rain saw us wondering if we would get away ok.  Our lovely hosts saw us off with a care pack of drinks, fruit and a little bottle of special after sun ointment, I think we look a bit too tanned for Thai tastes.  We just can't get over the kindness of the wonderful Thai people we meet along this journey of ours.  We had several photos out the front of the hotel as we left, and several heartfelt 'safe journey's'.  But by the end of coffee number two, the rain had all but stopped and by the time we filled our water bottles at the seven eleven it had stopped.
We cruised past a lot of the ancient sites we had seen yesterday as we headed out of town and back to our northerly route. 
We really weren't sure if we were on the old road today, as it just went straight towards our destination.  We noticed lots of Dragonfruit being picked, and we stopped and asked at a stall if we could buy one.  Another lovely lady sliced one down the middle and handed us a half each and wouldn't accept any payment, and when she saw how much we enjoyed her delicious fruit, she split another one and still wouldn't take any money. We love these guys.
A little while later we noticed a coffee shop and stopped for one, the two ladies asked for photos with us as we went to get back on the bikes.
Not long after that, we turned off the road to the right and were very shortly on a nice dirt path meandering through the almost mature cane fields.  Our daily dose of dirt.  As usual, walk mode got quite adventurous for a while, taking us through very narrow paths in rice paddies, with the locals laughing and pointing out a better way when the path petered out.  In Australia we would be asked what on earth we were doing, but here, they are happy to see us travelling through their fields, enjoying our unusual path.  A big smile from us always helps the situation though.  And we are usually laughing, mostly at ourselves, as we try to find our way.
I am sure that if we got genuinely lost, within a few minutes a lady would come along and whip out a wok and have a meal served up on the side of some drainage ditch while we worked out a rescue plan. Guaranteed.
We got a bit more dirt than we thought we would today, and as we arrived at Si Satchanali, we noticed a sign at that end, that confirmed that we had indeed been on the Thanon Pra Ruang, for most of the way, which was great.  We had very muddy bikes to prove it. 
After finding a hotel and checking into a great room, right on the bank of the very fast flowing Yom River, we headed out to find some lunch.  The owner introduced himself, and we asked if he had a hose that we could wash the bikes with.  He said he would organise one for us after we had lunch, and he took us to the dining room and helped us to order some food.  Lunch was good, but the big thing of the day was walking back to our room and noticing the bikes weren't where we left them, oh oh.  As we turned the corner, there they were, all shiny and washed, he had organised one of his staff to wash them for us.  How nice is that?  It's been an amazing day of receiving, and our gratitude is enormous.  Going out for a walk a bit later, we came across a ruined temple, about fifty metres from our hotel front gate, like just right there.  Just another seven or eight hundred year old archaeological site, just across the road.  Cool as, everyone should come here.



25/9/17

Exploring the ancient city and surrounds of The Sukhothai Empire ( Si Satchanalai) 

This is just an amazing place to stay.  Our room was so quiet and peaceful, and we had the curtains open and awoke to the sight of the river flowing as the sun came up.  Breakfast was really nice with Thai rice porridge with chicken for Dave, and me just the rice porridge bit. Then there was hot toast and beautiful fresh fruit and coffee.  We are craving sour dough though, and Bircher muesli with yoghurt!! 

It was just a short ride down the road to the Historic Park.   From the map outside it looked like we were in for another big day of ancient city exploration.  We rode past the fort, over the moat and through the gate of the ancient city's wall.  The first site was in reality, four large monastery ruins in a long line called the axis of the city.  These took us most of the morning to explore, each one a little larger and more beautiful than the last.  The first ones’ main feature was a plastered wall that still had the decorative stucco patterns preserved.  A later one was believed to be a royal burial temple as it had many stupas of varying designs, some of these still had quite good images on them.  The final temple on the main axis was a giant stupa with many elephants in the position as if they were carrying the stupa.  This was a very nice site.
It was getting hot so we headed out for a cool drink before coming back in and checking out some of the minor monuments.
All morning we had been noticing the large storks, flying around, circling in large numbers.  As the morning went on and the closer we got to the river, we were hearing a cacophony of bird noises coming from that direction. We were thinking it must be a breeding colony.
Next on the list was two hilltop temples in that direction, so we would be able to check out the colony as well. 
We climbed the 144 ancient laterite steps up to the temple, not knowing which way to look.  The noise was amazing, and once we realised to look up in the trees, we could see thousands of birds and nests with chicks in them.  We were a bit dumbfounded, I had imagined these large wading birds nesting in swampy land on the ground, but no, they were all up in the trees, some of them ten to fifteen nests in each one. 
We later identified them as asian open billed storks, and apparently, they migrate here every year from northern Asia for the winter.  There were countless thousands of them, as well as lots of white egrets and some others we couldn't identify, hopefully we got some good shots.
As well as this the hilltop temples were also amazing and kept surprising is with subtle design changes.
One had a large sitting buddha in good condition.  On the opposite hill, was a large stupa that you could climb up to the middle level which gave a panoramic view of the surrounding Yom River valley. 
After this we went off in search of the royal palace site, which unfortunately turned out to be just that, a site, nothing was left. 
All in all, we had a great day.  This is a beautiful site, well worth the visit, and the end of our trip up the ancient road linking these amazing sites.  Now to plan the final leg of the trip to Chiang Mai.












26/9/17

Si Satchanalai to Thong Saliam

No rush this morning as we had a pretty easy 40km's to do.  We enjoyed a breakfast in the resort’s Sala that overlooked the river.  It was a beautiful morning, and as we scoped the view we noticed a temple spire sitting up amongst the trees.  Well, just when we thought we had explored all of the ancient sites to be explored, one more pops up above the tree line just down the road. 
You would have thought we had had enough of this ancient ruin exploring, but no, we were so excited to have one more surprise to explore.  We headed off with smiles, thanking our lovely hosts for our awesome stay, and headed in the direction of that spire in the sky.  As we approached we were blown away.  We thought this may have been just a minor site, but it was looking pretty serious as we rolled up.  There was a modern temple built in front of the ancient ruin and as we walked past, we peered in through the open timber shutters and there were the golden Buddhas shining in the streaming sunlight.  Large candles were burning and a monk was attending to his duty. It was a great sight to see this, as it gave you the feeling that this is what would have been happening centuries ago in the ancient ruins. Not much has really changed.
The ruins were once again surrounded by a solid wall and we entered through the front gate. This time the walled gate was really thick, and had a very heavy stone lintel over the top, and it was unusually very low.  The first building was the hall, which is where the large sitting Buddha and two standing Buddhas stood.  The large sitting Buddha has had some work down to him at some time, and was in quite good order.  The two standing Buddhas were set down in an area that was lower than the main Buddha, indicating that the whole platform area has been altered dramatically at some stage.  These two standing Buddhas have not been touched for possibly hundreds of years. Behind the hall was a very Large stupa with a lotus base.  Narrow steep steps were leading all the way up to the top.  We could not ignore the sight of the steps, and began to climb them carefully. Inside the stupa, was a large heavy teak door and behind the door was a beautiful lotus bud stupa. 
Before we climbed back down we took the time to view the ruins from above, and it was a truly beautiful sight.  Carefully, we climbed back down, and as we did so, we noticed that there was a wall inside a wall.  This outside wall really didn’t seem to have any purpose, but we followed it all the way around anyway. 
Once we stepped out of the double walled area we came to a ruin housing a large standing Buddha on one side, and the remnants of three other Buddhas on the other three sides.  Then for the finale, two large sitting Buddhas with numerous smaller sitting Buddhas.

It was a fantastic start to our day, having once again discovered another site to explore.  None of the sites were ever the same.  Each and every one of them had a different story to tell.  They all were so different from each other which made it such an interesting adventure, touring from ancient city to ancient city. 
We followed the Yom River out of town, backtracking for a few Ks before heading West for a change. We were travelling through flat farmland, and there was quite a bit of rice harvesting happening and lots of roadside fruit stalls, so we stocked up.
Just after having a little roadside fruitnic, we spotted a little espresso bar, "Arm Strong's".  Hmm, I wonder if Lance is around.  It turned out that the guy who runs the cafe is a road cyclist and spoke very good English, so we chatted a little about the route from here to Chiang Mai, and he helped us with a few tips. His coffee was very good too.
We got on our way and did the last fifteen ks into Thong Saliam in good time. 
We checked out the place we were planning to stay and decided it was ok, and did a side trip into town to get some more supplies. 
Later we went back into town to get some dinner, we just got street food in the end.  We found a lady selling nice egg salads, so we got two of those and a couple of pieces of fried chicken, carefully avoiding the fried frogs that we had seen on their way to market earlier.  A quick stop at seven eleven for some m&ms and we headed back to our room for a feast.  Another great day.












27/09/17

Thung Saliam to North of Theo

A dim overcast morning greeted us as we looked out of the window at 5:30am. We were looking forward to an early start, so had an instant coffee, a vegemite sandwich and a couple of bananas before heading out into the gloom, definitely a 'lights on' start to the day.
We were heading towards mountains, and mist was swirling around the peaks and spilling out onto the plane we were approaching from.  Passing more temples, and another Unesco site that we hadn't heard of, we forced ourselves to keep going.  If we stopped at every interesting place along the way, we wouldn't be half way yet.  We had had plenty of temples and history to keep our minds active for some time to come.
And so the road slowly went up, undulating for the first ten ks and then got a bit more serious.  We did find a nice little coffee shop, just open at 8:30, so we had a quick one and then threw ourselves back at the climb ahead.  Several times we thought we had topped out, but several false peaks later, we stopped on a bridge over a mountain stream and had another round of sandwiches and fruit, the energy deficit was getting real.
With renewed energy, we finished the climb, sweating more heavily than any other day on this trip so far.
Chiang Mai 175km to go
But then it was like someone turned the aircon on, and we thoroughly enjoyed the long descent into Thoen on the other side of the range in the Wang River valley.  Luckily we found good coffee and cake again, and enjoyed a chill out for a while.  We only had twenty ks to go, and this was going to be interesting as we were now on highway one for the first time.
It didn't go too badly. The road was very wide and the traffic was relatively light compared to what we experienced on highway four down south.
There was a very wide verge and the road was new.  We noticed that disappointingly, it bypassed all the small towns, so we need to be aware of that when looking for food and water.  Anyway, we will only be on it for today and then about thirty ks tomorrow.
We found our little bungalow resort that had a nice looking restaurant attached, so we settled in for the afternoon, and thought about refuelling our bodies.

28/09/17

North of Thoen to Hang Chat

We have discovered that beds in Thailand come in various grades, ranging from 'hard',  'very hard', 'wood' and 'might as well sleep on the floor it will be softer'. 
Last night we had the latter, seriously, even sitting on this bed caused great pain.
Needless to say, we didn't sleep very well.  So it wasn't too hard getting up at 5:30, eating some sandwiches and sneaking out the locked front gate of the ‘resort’.  I had to lift the gate off the hinges.  We were rolling at 6:15 and immediately realised that there was some climbing to be done. Not steep, but plenty of it. 
We had done fifty ks by 9am, so all was going well except for the fact that we hadn't found a coffee yet. Tough times.
Highway one, seems to have bypassed everything, which is unusual for here, so we were happy when we finally turned left towards Lamphun and onto a secondary road, we found a nice little espresso bar within a couple of ks.
That was great, but no real food. Being so close to the end now, we are getting picky about food, and that led to me (Dave) having a bit of a blow out, a bonk, an "I hit the wall baby", at about the sixty five k mark. 
Recovering from this required sitting in the shade near a temple for a few minutes and smashing some water and a couple of bananas. I must make myself eat!!!!!
We are now craving home food, and even though we have done well on Thai food, we just really need some homemade sourdough and fresh veggies and good organic yoghurt and avocados and,, did I mention homemade sourdough?
Anyway, I'm back now, and just after turning onto highway eleven, we found a coffee shop and guess what? They had ham and cheese toasties, I smashed two while Mary looked at me rolling her eyes. 
The final eight ks had us settled into a nice little homestay, and we had more lunch and then visited a market right next door.  A bit of a tourist trap, not really any fresh food, but then Mary saw them, AVOCADOS 🥑.  Mentally, she went into overdrive, now if we can find a lime, check, I've got some sea salt, check, now what about that sourdough?  Hmm, no chance, just some fresh bread?  Nup.  Ok, just some plain old white death?  Nope.  Ok, we can do smashed avo on toast without the toast right?  Yep.  Ok, lets get the Avocado.  Back to the avocado lady, one please.  Umm, they are all as hard as rocks, you could throw them against the wall and they would bounce right back at you, bugger. Next plan?
Did I mention that tomorrow is our last riding day?

29/09/17

Hang Chat to Chiang Mai

One eye snapped open as a round of thunder cascaded around our tiny cabin.  Time check, 4am.
It's ok we said, just a bit of thunder, no rain, two hours before we ride, no problems. 
Dozing back off, another round boomed all around us.  Then, down it came, rain like you never heard before, lightning cracking and thunder claps that lasted longer than we have ever heard, rolling around us for up to thirty seconds at a time.  It looked like the adventure gods were going to throw one last challenge at us and it was all Mary's fault, for threatening to throw her crappy rain jacket out last night.  Luckily it was still in the cabin's bin.  It was going to have to be resurrected.
We had about seventy five ks to do today, about five hours with a fair bit of climbing to start the day.  We were at the foot of the range that separates the Wang and the Ping Valleys.
We lay in bed, discussing our options, we had time to wait it out, but we decided that we would have breakfast at eight and if it hadn't stopped by then we would go.  That should get us to  Chiang Mai by 2pm which is fine.
We lingered over a second coffee, it was still smashing down and didn't look like changing.  So it was time for Mary to put her second hand bin jacket on and go for it.
The climbing began, it was steady, and so was the rain.  By the end of the first hour, we were going really well, but my boots were full of water.  It's one thing wearing a rain jacket in this climate, but it's way too warm for rain pants, so you just accept that everything below the waist is going to be sodden, especially in rain like this.  You still get wet inside your jacket, but it's sweat, not rain, that's better right?
It took about two hours to clear the pass, and by this time the rain had stopped and the heat was coming up.  We ditched our jackets and enjoyed the long descent, avoiding overtaking the slow moving trucks with the smoking brakes.  No truck driver here understands the idea of engine braking, so dangerous.
The highway just became slightly undulating and had a good bike lane which only occasionally had vehicles parked in it. 
With about twenty ks to go, we saw our last amazon, and decided we should have a parting espresso.  So we sat down and chilled out for half an hour, contemplating our achievement, hoping that Chiang Mai was going to be a better final destination than Medan was in Sumatra.  We were going to have five days there, in one place, crazy.
We cranked out the last twenty, keeping our eyes open for a 'final destination' photo, that just didn't happen.
We had booked what we thought was a really nice place for a chill time in Chiang Mai.  The Rainforest Boutique Hotel.  Well it turned out to be better than we hoped, with a great room in an older 'Lanna style' building with a huge dressing room and outdoor bathroom.  Very nice. 
The staff were great, and really fussed over us and our bikes and took photos and it was all very nice, especially once we had a shower and a late lunch to celebrate.
The next few days we did the tourist thing, night markets, walking and riding around the old city checking things out.  And of course, the AFL grand final was on, so we went to the DownUnder Bar and watched it, another ‘cultural experience’.  Unfortunately our hometown team "The Adelaide Crows" got beaten pretty badly, but we had lots of fun.




Last Coffee in Thailand
Larry And Priscilla Boxed Up Ready To Go.
We found a car wash and went there to clean the bikes before we packed them up.  Three guys took over from us and there was water and bubbles flying in all directions.  Larry and Priscilla emerged looking like new, well, almost.  We have to make sure they are very clean to get through Australian quarantine requirements.
What a great trip, two thousand seven hundred and eight kilometres, 2708, and we are already trying to get our heads around planning for our next stage.  We have some big jobs to do at home that we are eager to get on with, and of course some awesome family time. Then we’ll get serious about the final leg.

Kuala Lumpur to Chiang Mai in review:

Malaysia.

We enjoyed Malaysia. Very friendly people, although they are also quite uptight and stressed. They have a great cycling culture and are quite diverse culturally, which often led to a lot of food alternatives.  From the standard Malay fare that we were used to (and a bit sick of) from Indonesia, to the awesome roadside Roti stalls of the Indian population, to the great Chinese restaurants just about everywhere.  We could always get a good meal.  The cycling was fairly flat, but often there wasn’t a lot to see, and the option to find alternative routes away from main roads was limited, but we did find some.
Malaysia rates poorly on the cleanliness index. They have managed the rubbish problem a little better than Indonesia, but the industrial pollution in their rivers and ultimately in the ocean is appalling. Accommodation was always clean and well presented.
I found most people in Malaysia to be quite friendly. Interestingly Mary found this to be the opposite.  I think this mostly came from a fairly gruff tone of voice that Mary took differently to how I did? Not sure.
Malaysia rates poorly on the Coffee Index, it was hard to find a good one outside of Chinatown in KL.

Thailand:

From the moment we crossed the border into Thailand we felt more relaxed. People were definitely friendlier, and more importantly, more relaxed. Once again, other than the one range to be crossed on the border, Thailand was mostly flat until you get into the North West.  Accommodation was plentiful, cheap, and other than two or three bad ones was of a high standard.
Thailand is managing it’s environment much better than Indo and Malaysia. Their rubbish is under control, pollution levels were good and mostly the water quality in rivers and beaches was quite good. Very good out on the Gulf side Islands. There were many more wild birds, with only low levels of poaching for bird cages. It seems that Thailand have control of deforestation as it seems that when Thailand make laws around the environment, people respect those laws and comply. Most unusual for our experience of SE Asia so far.

Thailand is diverse along the route we took, constantly changing and always surprising us.  We come away with so much respect for this country that we have both said that if anyone asked us what destination to take on a cycling  tour we would both say Thailand.   It’s easy, it’s accessible and there is so much on offer.  Great food, friendly people and cool parks and historic sites, just wonderful.
Thailand rates 10/10 on the Coffee Index, it was rare that we couldn't find a very good espresso at some stage during the day.